Jak jsme vzali strejdu do muzea...

30.05.2025

Zas mě vzal Pytlák do práce. A zas jsme se nevyspali. Ale nebylo to jen tak...

Zase...

Přijel totiž strejda Ronen. A to neni jen tak nějaký prdítko. Je to fakt borec! Lítal na stíhačkách v Izraeli a sundal čtyři letadla, protože chránil svou zem. No, jako naši RAFáci kabnrňáci...

Pytlák s Jardou říkali, že už tu byl, ale to jsem ještě nebyl na světě. No a protože je to kamarád, vzali jsme ho na vejlet...

 Nejdřív do Bezděkova mezi bejvalý Tygry. Ukázat mu, co tam všechno máme, vyprávět mu o Jedenáctce a letišti Korea. A seznámit ho s Velkým Véčkem. Nó, myslím, že se mu to tuze líbilo. Hlavně ta výstava o tom, jak se tady cvičili izraelský piloti. Protože jeho táta byl jedním z nich...

No jo, je to prostě kabrňák po něm...

Posadili jsme ho i do Devětadvacítky. A mysleli si, jak bude čučet překvapeně. Ale je to profík. Hned věděl, kterej čudlík je na co. A kdyby to šlo, určitě by odstartoval. A pořádně by vyprášil kožich každýmu, kdo by chtěl jeho krásný zemi ublížit...

Moc se mu líbila i výstavka o Tygří letce. A to bylo fakt boží, protože mu o tom vyprávěl sám Dablvenda, její bejvalej šéf...

A to ještě nevěděl, že odpoledne pojedeme do Prahy a koukneme se do muzea ve Kbelích. Tam na nás už totiž čekal strejda Mirek. Vlastně jsme tam prošli celou jeho rodinnou historii. OK, Ef-patnáctku tam zatim nemaj. Ale...

Maj tam Mezka. A na těch se u nás kamarádi jeho tatínka cvičili. A pak na nich zachránili Izrael. Vedle v hangáru stojí Meteor, na kterým jeho táta Danny lítal, když se Ronen vylíhnul. No a skončili jsme u MiGouška. Strejda Míra mu ho otevřel, a tak si moh sednout dovnitř a...

Jo, jo,... jen zmáčknout pár čudlíků a fííííí...

A on na Jednadvacítce lítat umí! I jeho táta. Maj to jako takovej,... mhmmm... Pytlák říká že femily byznys...

No, prostě to uměj...

Než jsme se večer rozloučili, dali jsme Ronenovi takovej dárek - nášivku tygří(kový) letky a glejt, že je naším čestným členem. Prostě je to borec...

Hele, Járo, že zase někdy přijede, viď že jo?...

Pytlák took me to work again. And we didn't sleep again. But it wasn't as welll as...

Again...

Uncle Ronen came to Czech Republic. And he's not just some run-of-the-mill man. He's a real badass! He flew fighter jets in Israel and shot down four planes because he was protecting his country. Well, like our RAF pilots, the Great guy...

Pytlák and Jarda said he'd been here before, but I hadn't been born yet. And since he's a friend, we took him on a trip...

First to Bezděkov among the former Tigers. Show him everything we have there, tell him about The Eleven and Korea Airport. And introduce him to the Big V. Well, I think he really liked it. Especially the exhibition about how Israeli pilots trained here. Because his dad was one of them...

Well, he's great after him...

We even put him into the "29". And thought he'd squeal in surprise. But he's a pro. He knew right away which button was for what. And if he could, he would definitely take off. And he would give a hiding to anyone who wanted to harm his beautiful country...

He also really liked the exhibition about the Tiger Fighters. And that was really good, because Double Wendy himself, its former boss, told him about it...

And he didn't know that in the afternoon we would go to Prague and look at the museum in Kbely. Uncle Mirek was already waiting for us there. We actually went through his entire family history there. OK, they don't have the F-15 there yet. But...

They have the Mezek there. And his dad's friends trained on those planes. And then they saved Israel on them. Next to it in the hangar is the Meteor, which his dad Danny flew when Ronen was born. And so we ended up at MiGgie. Uncle Míra opened it for him, so he could sit inside and...

Yeah, yeah,... just press few buttons and feeee...

And he knows to fly The Twentyone! And his dad too. They had it as,... mhmmm... Pytlak says it's a family business...

Well, just they knew...

Before we said goodbye in the evening, we gave Ronen a present - Thw Tigwer Cub squadron patch and a safe conduct that he's our honorary member. He's just a great guy...

Hey, Jára, will he come back again, right?...